no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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