How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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