He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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