Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
So. Much. Porn.
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