Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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