I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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