It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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