he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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