bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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