I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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