Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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