i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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