My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
