The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I have already put on my inside pants.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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