She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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