Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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