his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm both gender and math confused
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