she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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