Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
