My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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