It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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