you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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