HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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