Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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