CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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