Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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