Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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