Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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