If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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