Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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