Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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