well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
