the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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