Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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