Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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