Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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