Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I am puke
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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