Kiss
Puke
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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