I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
