honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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