dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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