Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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