Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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