So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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