My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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