You really coming over, don't trick.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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