How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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