take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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