just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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