I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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