butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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