You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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