I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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