oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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