How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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