We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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