I think I am morally bankrupt
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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