and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
as a side note pls kill me
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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