Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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