so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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