maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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